The marmalade gained sentience on a Tuesday and by Friday it had annexed most of Ohio. Retired breakfast chef Doug Crumb is the only man alive who knows the recipe — and therefore the weakness. A kaiju film shot like a 1989 infomercial, with feelings.
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1989 VHS infomercial aesthetic: a cheerful suburban kitchen where a jar of marmalade slowly grows to kaiju size outside the window behind an oblivious presenter; chroma smear, laugh track, sudden dramatic zooms, wobbling miniature city, orange goo physics, deadpan voiceover cadence.